Cut to Dipper sweeping the wooden floor with a broom. Tourists start speaking excitedly, and snap pictures. Ladies and gentlemen, behold! The Sascrotch!Ĭut to a Sasquatch wearing underwear. (Narrating) Our uncle had transformed his house into a tourist trap he called "The Mystery Shack." The real mystery was why anyone came. (Coughs several times and hits his chest) It was worth it.Ĭut to Stan leading tourists through the Mystery Shack. (Narrating:) And then there was our Great Uncle Stan. (Narrating:) But I was having a hard time getting used to our new surroundings. (Narrating:) My sister tended to look on the bright side of things.Ĭut to Mabel rolling down a hill of grass. (Holds out her arm, and Gompers chews on her sleeve) Oh! Yes, you can keep chewing on my sweater. (Backs up into his bed, which Gompers is on not narrating:) And there's a goat on my bed. Check out all my splinters! (Holds up hands, which have gigantic splinters sticking out of them) (Narrating:) They shipped us up north to a sleepy town called Gravity Falls, Oregon, to stay at our great-uncle's place in the woods.Ĭut to Mabel in the attic hanging up posters. Their parents take their stuff away, give them bags and put some sunscreen on their noses. (Flashback to Dipper and Mabel in their living room at home) It all began when our parents decided we could use some fresh air. Cut back to Dipper and Mabel in the golf cart. Rest assured, there's a perfectly logical explanation.Ĭut to theme song. The image freezes with Mabel and Dipper screaming as they run into the screen. You may be wondering what we're doing in a golf cart, fleeing from a creature of unimaginable horror. The girl about to puke is my sister Mabel. The cart flies off a rock and lands roughly. The monster tries to catch the cart but just falls short. Mabel and Dipper Pines crash through the "Welcome to Gravity Falls" sign with the Mystery Cart, screaming. They are being chased by an unknown monster, which is knocking down trees. The camera stops at the "Welcome to Gravity Falls" sign. Others sit at a picnic table.Ī time for leisure, recreation, and taking 'er easy. The camera pans to Hank grilling burgers while Shmipper and Smabble are running around and laughing beside him. The episode opens with a shot of the sun.
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